Welcome to my random-happy-world

my mom insists I can get Milka chocolate bars here. I say I can’t, so she has promised me to take me to several stores she knows to have them. I keep saying there are not milka chocolate bars in Merida, Yucatan!!

arminarlertthehero:

well this is absolute gold

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

becausebirds:

tetsuota:

lord help m ehelp me help me

Talk turkey to me.

susemoji:

He gettin it

thisisnotlatino:

tsuki-nekota:

THANK YOU

For the pinche güeros who keep saying, “this is America, speak English!”

thisisnotlatino:

tsuki-nekota:

THANK YOU

For the pinche güeros who keep saying, “this is America, speak English!”

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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romeyooo:

well one of us is going to have to change

romeyooo:

well one of us is going to have to change

prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance